Saying no to acoholic beverages...

Yep, that's the phuckin culprit that ruined my day. Had purfect runs, but why did I have to say "yess" to my cousin wanting to get boozed...

It started with an after-shift ride to my hometown to fetch my niece, mom and little sister. Okay lets cut the sh!t, I had about 3 liters of this horse and got so wasted, I cannot even focus my vision on anything. BUT, had to go to work so had a 4-hour sleep, got geared up then ride to work. Once in i had a cup of hot noodle soup, beef, then a bottle of Gatorade plus tums, to kill the hangover. Then it happened, I puked, much like this guy right here (Guy) but not his guy (Guy again). It was scary because I puked green goo, much like this one (Green Goo)

Funny this is that I puked all the contents of my body that i got hungry, ate then puked again. So lesson learned, when the label says EXTRA STRONG with a horse on the logo, believe in it...

Goodbye March, I'm Looking forward to a new April.

April

Just a head's up on what's about to come. well, my life is never a surprise, but I'm proud about the small things I can do and do well.

So here's the masterplan:

1. LESS to no alcohol intake.
2. MORE sports, less diet.
3. MORE focus on personal responsibilities.
4. MORE for solutions and not problems.
5. LESS dedication to work and office.
6. MORE income.
7. LESS gastos!!!
8. ...

More or less, this is like a new-year's resolution. My December and January may have not been the best, but I'm making it my stepping stone to re-evaluate life in Jan , Feb and March. So here comes April, this may be my month, my time to shine one more time. Eitherway, others may be unhappy with what I do in life, but this is me, all me.

More to come this April.

Poor Pizza

The day was so freakin' slow, then Paul sent me the video...




Poor Pizza...

Dead Air...

Okay, time to laugh...

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is . . .
TEACHER: No, Millie . .. .. Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right . . . 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

Airsoft

Im adjusting my hobbies from .22LR to Airsoft BB Guns. Upgrade or not, i guess shooting someone is still fun. Wether you kill them or not :)