Poor Pizza

The day was so freakin' slow, then Paul sent me the video...




Poor Pizza...

Dead Air...

Okay, time to laugh...

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is . . .
TEACHER: No, Millie . .. .. Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right . . . 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

Airsoft

Im adjusting my hobbies from .22LR to Airsoft BB Guns. Upgrade or not, i guess shooting someone is still fun. Wether you kill them or not :)

Back to where I started...

Waiting for my rocket to come...

I really can't imagine, how a pea-brain can cause tons of damage and make more than enough surprises a lifetime can offer. So yeah, i never thought it would come across me again, it's like eating a peach that is not yet ripe, it will taste so phucking bad that you don't want to have a taste of that ever again.

It's the 53rd day of my 232-day journey to nowhere and i somehow see a light to where i am supposed to be. you know, if you have killed someone 10 years ago, you would still be reminded of something you did a decade ago and somewhat surrender to the cops because it is killing you. Nostalgic in a way, but justice just have to make it's way through, one way or the other. that faith means to believe that all things will go to its rightful place.

In finding myself, i got more lost, it's like finding you way up a river, then ended up swimming in the middle of the ocean. God really has many ways to make you learn, but if this is not really a part of his plan for me, I'd be so pissed.

Me writing in a rude manner may have been a result of not riding my bike for 3 days now. anyway, off i go, have to take some trip picture for keeps.

Playing God

Well all's well with my new shout-out.

I'm playing God, now that I have myself to work on. God made man one day, now I'm trying to make a new man out of what he did. To start, I'm making sure everything is firm and making all thinkings like a man. All decisions made is a decision made and I should live by it like a man. Good or bad, I have to learn to stand by my own word. I'm 90% sober, once i am, I will make every bit of my time count. Giving one self a chance is great if you do not have the responsibility of choosing what is good or not for you. I'm letting everything come at will, taking out all the negative vibes and accepting only positive vibes.

Here comes the sun...

Here comes the sun, here comes the sun,
and I say it's all right

Little darling, it's been a long cold lonely winter
Little darling, it feels like years since it's been here
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun
and I say it's all right

Little darling, the smiles returning to the faces
Little darling, it seems like years since it's been here
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun
and I say it's all right

Sun, sun, sun, here it comes...
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes...
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes...
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes...
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes...

Little darling, I feel that ice is slowly melting
Little darling, it seems like years since it's been clear
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun,
and I say it's all right
It's all right